Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I didn't notice because vodka
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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