So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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