I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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