belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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