I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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