Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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