if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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