we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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