I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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