Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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