I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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