his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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