I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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