I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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