Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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