Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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