it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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