he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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