I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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