At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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