OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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