Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm really busy with my period
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