Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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