nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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