Too much gin, very little bucket
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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