My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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