But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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