i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
