I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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