Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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