Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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