I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize