haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Randomize
