there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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