he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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