A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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