i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so let's talk penis.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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