Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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