the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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