Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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