Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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