Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Randomize
