bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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