sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
