i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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