fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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