So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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