I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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