ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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