she smelled like a LAN party
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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