we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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