I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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