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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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