just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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