I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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