can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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