I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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