upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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