OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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